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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese

@thisnamewasunclaimed said ^

@lq2 it's since, meaning it started at 1845 or wtv year they put (to lazy to check)

If the king never made an independent decision since 1850, that means they made their final independent decision in 1850

@thisnamewasunclaimed said [^](/forum/redirect/post/5n5FkNkh) > @lq2 it's since, meaning it started at 1845 or wtv year they put (to lazy to check) If the king never made an independent decision since 1850, that means they made their final independent decision in 1850

The human body is 70% water, so why don't we use people to put out fires?

The human body is 70% water, so why don't we use people to put out fires?

What do you get, when you cross a Judge and a Skunk ?

  • Law and odor -:]
What do you get, when you cross a Judge and a Skunk ? - Law and odor -:]

none of the things here is funny sadly

none of the things here is funny sadly

I was gonna tell you a joke about AC

but I guess it wasn't COOL enough

hehheheh

I was gonna tell you a joke about AC but I guess it wasn't COOL enough *hehheheh*
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@KKCHAMPGM said ^

none of the things here is funny sadly

:/
I'm sorry, I tried, but it's easier for me to joke in Spanish than in English
And you?

@KKCHAMPGM said [^](/forum/redirect/post/4duM1ryV) > none of the things here is funny sadly :/ I'm sorry, I tried, but it's easier for me to joke in Spanish than in English And you?

@Mateo_Freire said ^

none of the things here is funny sadly

:/
I'm sorry, I tried, but it's easier for me to joke in Spanish than in English
And you?

I suck at making jokes too lol

@Mateo_Freire said [^](/forum/redirect/post/8w81qQDA) > > none of the things here is funny sadly > > :/ > I'm sorry, I tried, but it's easier for me to joke in Spanish than in English > And you? I suck at making jokes too lol

@Quasar3C273 said ^

One night Sherlock Holmes and Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Then, in the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up and said, "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what do you deduce from that?" Holmes asked. Watson replied, "Well, if there are millions of stars, a...

I like this one

@Quasar3C273 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/kYTP6Xuz) > One night Sherlock Holmes and Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Then, in the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson up and said, "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what do you deduce from that?" Holmes asked. Watson replied, "Well, if there are millions of stars, a... I like this one

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