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Why did the king go to therapy?
He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

Why did the king go to therapy? He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

How about this one?

The rook joined a self-improvement class.
Lesson 1: “Stay on the straight and narrow.”
Rook: “Already mastered it.”

Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.

P.S. Is this supposed to be chess related or not?

How about this one? The rook joined a self-improvement class. Lesson 1: “Stay on the straight and narrow.” Rook: “Already mastered it.” Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything. P.S. Is this supposed to be chess related or not?

Hey, look how brave I am. I turned the tap all the way to hot, put my hand under it, and held it there.

P.S. I didn't turn on the tap.

Hey, look how brave I am. I turned the tap all the way to hot, put my hand under it, and held it there. P.S. I didn't turn on the tap.

@AmyNatania said ^

Why did the king go to therapy?
He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

Sounds like something a king would be dealing with a lot. :)

@AmyNatania said [^](/forum/redirect/post/rR331jVK) > Why did the king go to therapy? > He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850. Sounds like something a king would be dealing with a lot. :)

@AmyNatania said ^

Why did the king go to therapy?
He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

Did his queen die in 1850?

@AmyNatania said [^](/forum/redirect/post/rR331jVK) > Why did the king go to therapy? > He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850. Did his queen die in 1850?

A Gorilla handler recently stood trial for brawling, he claimed he just went ape. :)

A Gorilla handler recently stood trial for brawling, he claimed he just went ape. :)

@C_H_A_M_P said ^

Why did the king go to therapy?
He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

Sounds like something a king would be dealing with a lot. :)

Yep, Poor King T-T

@C_H_A_M_P said [^](/forum/redirect/post/NWCGbYL8) > > Why did the king go to therapy? > > He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850. > > Sounds like something a king would be dealing with a lot. :) Yep, Poor King T-T

@lq2 said ^

Why did the king go to therapy?
He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

Did his queen die in 1850?

Hmm, not sure, probably not ._.

@lq2 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/VKPjl8ed) > > Why did the king go to therapy? > > He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850. > > Did his queen die in 1850? Hmm, not sure, probably not ._.

@AmyNatania said ^

Why did the king go to therapy?
He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850.

Did his queen die in 1850?

Hmm, not sure, probably not ._.

I mean that in1850 when he made an independent decision was it because his queen got captured?

@AmyNatania said [^](/forum/redirect/post/x8a64ddG) > > > Why did the king go to therapy? > > > He felt completely trapped, his life was moving entirely one square at a time, and he hadn't made a single independent decision without his queen yelling at him since 1850. > > > > Did his queen die in 1850? > > Hmm, not sure, probably not ._. I mean that in1850 when he made an independent decision was it because his queen got captured?

"I won't say that my wife is a bad cook. But our dog is the only one in the whole village that doesn't beg at the table."

"I won't say that my wife is a bad cook. But our dog is the only one in the whole village that doesn't beg at the table."

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