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@League-team-admin said ^

Oh the old rabbit on the violin joke

Yep, that one :p somehow it ended up getting an entire investigation

Wdym

Read: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/my-new-interesting-discovery#zNxXK4dM and you'll realize that averawyvern is not as nice as you think.

@League-team-admin said [^](/forum/redirect/post/gbGnfoiK) > > > > > Oh the old rabbit on the violin joke > > > > Yep, that one :p somehow it ended up getting an entire investigation > > Wdym Read: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/my-new-interesting-discovery#zNxXK4dM and you'll realize that averawyvern is not as nice as you think.

What do you call a drummer who gets dumped?

Pete Best.

What do you call a drummer who gets dumped? Pete Best.

@League-team-admin said ^

Oh the old rabbit on the violin joke

Yep, that one :p somehow it ended up getting an entire investigation

Wdym

Read: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/my-new-interesting-discovery?page=1 and you'll see for yourself who really needs the investigation lmfao

@League-team-admin said [^](/forum/redirect/post/gbGnfoiK) > > > > > Oh the old rabbit on the violin joke > > > > Yep, that one :p somehow it ended up getting an entire investigation > > Wdym Read: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/my-new-interesting-discovery?page=1 and you'll see for yourself who really needs the investigation lmfao

@Quasar3C273 said ^

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

Yooo I used that one before

We shared a braincell lol

@Quasar3C273 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/IgDS90Vz) > “Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” Yooo I used that one before We shared a braincell lol

Q: Do you know what they call lava in hell?

A: Tartarus sauce.

Q: Do you know what they call lava in hell? A: Tartarus sauce.

Everything is better on a burger.
Bun intended.

Everything is better on a burger. Bun intended.
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A man walks into a bar.

The next guy walks under it.

A man walks into a bar. The next guy walks under it.

I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun

I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun