Tell your best jokes here.

@lq2 said ^

I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun

I have an advantage in ultra-bullet because I have a machine gun

A craftsman gave his son a block of wood for his birthday.
Make of that what you will.

I fell off.

here comes a fast joke

oops already over

I would tell a joke about lightning but it might be too shocking
I would tell a joke about rocks but it might be too dense

I got more too,

I would tell a joke about a vacuum cleaner but it sucks
I would tell a joke about cheese but it might be too cheesy
I would tell a joke about corn but it might be to corny.

My teacher said “u’ll regret this one day.” but bro I forgot what I did 1 min later T-T (based on real story)

I kept my phone in airplane mode for 10 mins in airport and then realized i still didn't get into the flight

I accidentally waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at me. So obviously I moved countries T-T (based on real story not mine)

my life-
oh wait that's not even a good joke-