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My life, Yeah that's a joke and I am joker :):

My life, Yeah that's a joke and I am joker :):

It seems like everyone has some kind of 'dead-like' invisible guys on their friends list, who occasionally come back to life online, and most of the time when they do, they just edit their tombstones.

It seems like everyone has some kind of 'dead-like' invisible guys on their friends list, who occasionally come back to life online, and most of the time when they do, they just edit their tombstones.

A man asked for some H20. Another man said he wanted H20 too. The second man died
(because H202 is lethal)

A man asked for some H20. Another man said he wanted H20 too. The second man died (because H202 is lethal)

@EvAn9876 said ^

I am a joke

me too bro me too

@EvAn9876 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/PM473oOf) > I *am* a joke me too bro me too

@SolangeloForever said ^

I am a joke

me too bro me too

:p

@SolangeloForever said [^](/forum/redirect/post/OEFJZUjQ) > > I *am* a joke > > me too bro me too :p

Okay, I will tell an old joke. I didn't make it up. Sorry. I just wanted to share it because I found it amusing.

A clergyman was running in the woods, a brown bear almost at his heels. The clergyman turned around, facing the bear, and prayed to God to make the bear a good Christian. The bear stopped for a moment, and said, "God bless this food I am about to receive..."

Okay, I will tell an old joke. I didn't make it up. Sorry. I just wanted to share it because I found it amusing. A clergyman was running in the woods, a brown bear almost at his heels. The clergyman turned around, facing the bear, and prayed to God to make the bear a good Christian. The bear stopped for a moment, and said, "God bless this food I am about to receive..."

your best jokes here.


There you go; I said what you wanted me to tell.

your best jokes here. --- There you go; I said what you wanted me to tell.

@lq2 said ^

I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun

you in a bullet?

@lq2 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/h4Z32a2q) > I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun you in a bullet?

@JacobGuo said ^

I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun

you in a bullet?

Yep
Thats me in a nutshell bullet

@JacobGuo said [^](/forum/redirect/post/nqVf7kFe) > > I have an advantage in bullet because I have a gun > > you in a bullet? Yep Thats me in a ~~nutshell~~ bullet