What did Mr Spock find in the toilet?
The captain's log.
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How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the bushes.
:|
A squire and a knight get into a fight
they feint they parry they ricochet and bury
their blades
into a square, oh contraire?!
@League-team-admin said [^](/forum/redirect/post/B9bIXdO3)
> Begin
begin
A boy comes up to me and says to his mom:
“Mom, you lied to me!”
“Why, son?”
“Because you said my little brother is an angel, but that's not true—because when I threw him out the window, he didn't fly.”
...
@League-team-admin
Many jokes here
https://lichess.org/forum/general-chess-discussion/chess-jokes-part-2
There were 3 friends Shut up, poop and manners once poop fell down shut up went to the police the police asked his name he said shut up the police said where are your manners he said picking up poop
how do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymoose
Two hunters are in the woods when one suddenly collapses. He’s not breathing, so his friend calls 911.
“My friend is dead! What do I do?”
The operator says, “Stay calm. First, make sure he’s dead.”
There’s silence—then a gunshot.
“Okay. Now what?”
A Horse walks into a Bar and orders a Beer
- The Bartender says...Hey, why the Long Face ? -:]