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Best joke contest!

We are starting a best joke competition. (please don’t use the Internet.) I know I just started a thread on the best jokes, but this one is a competition. The competition will go on for three days in at the end the judges will vote on their favorite joke.Contact me if you want to be a judge in the competition. (only five judges allowed.)

Let the jokes begin...

We are starting a best joke competition. (please don’t use the Internet.) I know I just started a thread on the best jokes, but this one is a competition. The competition will go on for three days in at the end the judges will vote on their favorite joke.Contact me if you want to be a judge in the competition. (only five judges allowed.) Let the jokes begin...

I can beat anyone in bullet
because I have a gun

I can beat anyone in bullet because I have a gun

@lq2 said ^

I can beat anyone in bullet
because I have a gun

I can beat anyone in Ultrabullet
Because I have an ultra gun...

@lq2 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/WGuYlyYa) > I can beat anyone in bullet > because I have a gun I can beat anyone in Ultrabullet Because I have an ultra gun...

@TitusPlaysChess123 said ^

I can beat anyone in bullet
because I have a gun

I can beat anyone in Ultrabullet
Because I have an ultra gun...

a machine gun*

@TitusPlaysChess123 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/BWhsPulE) > > I can beat anyone in bullet > > because I have a gun > > I can beat anyone in Ultrabullet > Because I have an ultra gun... a machine gun* - @thisnamewasunclaimed

How do you know your son is a bad cook?
Everyone prays after the meal

How do you know your son is a bad cook? Everyone prays after the meal

Did you hear about the new Pirate movie ?

  • It's rated Rrrrrrr -:]
Did you hear about the new Pirate movie ? - It's rated Rrrrrrr -:]

If someone is out to Rickroll you...then someone is out to Rickroll you.

If someone is out to Rickroll you...then someone is out to Rickroll you.

@shadow1414 said ^

If someone is out to Rickroll you...then someone is out to Rickroll you.

https://r.mtdv.me/blog/posts/PRj6yZ8Ee7
trust it isn't a rickroll

@shadow1414 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/11GPPJhl) > If someone is out to Rickroll you...then someone is out to Rickroll you. https://r.mtdv.me/blog/posts/PRj6yZ8Ee7 trust it isn't a rickroll

How is chess like dating?
One wrong move and you're left playing by yourself. T-T

How is chess like dating? One wrong move and you're left playing by yourself. T-T

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